Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
