It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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