You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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