i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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