I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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