i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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