we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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