dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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