HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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