people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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