i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Small penises have feelings too.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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