Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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