if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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