You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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