ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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