I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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