i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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