playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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