I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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