she was so not down for the gang bang
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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