Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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