how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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