problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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