I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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