idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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