oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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