When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
How's work?
Spinning.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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