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'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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