my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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