From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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