Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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