What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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