I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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