Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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