My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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