I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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