Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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