This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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