Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
