Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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