How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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