glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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