This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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