So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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