i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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