i think i have herpe
just one?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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