she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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