I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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