what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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