After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Semen is not good for contacts.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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