Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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