After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
She's the barista slut.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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