He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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